Shower with a friend

Maggie and I think Lucy is nuts. She got in that shower on purpose!

Animal Talk

Molly: Uhhh Ohhh, Lucy peed on the floor
Maggie: Quick, lets knock over mom's new fake tree that she just bought yesterday and hide it.
Lucy: It's in a heavy flower pot. I better help too, after all I'm the one who peed.

Me: WHAT IN THE *#&@!% DID YOU All DO?

Maggie, Molly and Lucy: (looking innocent) Gee we don't know mom it must have been the bird
Yea the bird did it..

Baby it's cold out there

Me and Molly think our dog Lucy is nuts. She went swimming in the river. It is cold outside but she still wanted to get in the water. I don't like the water. Even when mom squirts me with the water bottle for jumpin on the table I run. Dogs are weird.