Please tell me it's not true. I just found out I have a D-O-G for a cousin. It was bad enough to learn that I had kitty cousins who were allowed to go outside and play, now I find out that there is a DOG in the family too. No fair. He gets to go out to poop, and play ball and take walks. Sigh...Some animals have all the fun.
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Having a dog for a cousin is bad enough, but be very careful if he comes to visit or sleepover at your house. You'll need to establish your authority and it might be hard to do being that you're so little and all!
But he still has to BE a D-O-G! and you get to be CAT!
You don't want to go outside to go poop, Miss Maggie. Just think of all the bugs and flies that crawl all over his hindend when he does his business. We're ten times more sophisticated than those silly, mangy dogs!
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